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Flashing Santa gets community service

It was the night before Christmas, Sunday, December 24 around 7pm. Peter Davies, 74 had just finished his shift as a supermarket Santa. It had been a busy evening. Davies was not done yet. Davies…

A liar to the very end

It started with a joke. "Why do you look serious? You can't even say good evening. Huh? What's happening? You are tired? We are working!" The audience laughed. Not as much as Zuma. That infuriating…

Council crack’s down on bad busker’s

The Knobble Head town council has implemented a five-point plan to rid the roads of below-par vagabond musicians. A one-man task-force, headed by local celebrity sax-player Stan Temple was up. Temple, a session musician who…

Warrant of arrest issued to woman for drug-induced…

Margaret Henley, 43, of Bromley Avenue was reported to the police after harassing teenagers at local delicatessen Hello Deli. Henley entered the shop and appeared to be having visual and auditory hallucinations. Henley told patrons…

Round about time for an accident

Why is overtaking in our town centre traffic circle encouraged when all roads leading off are single carriageway? It's enough to drive a lady dilly. I have travelled the High Street daily, watching the traffic…

Octogenarian Bachelor Blamed for Herpes Epidemic

Oaktree Lodge Retirement Village is situated 5 km West of Knobble Hill town square, on the old Copeland farm. It was here, in these quiet streets, flanked with immaculate gardens guarded by ceramic gnomes, that…

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