Davies was walking back to his home in Sloane Ave. In the opposite direction Jane Sexton, 24 was en route to visit her boyfriend.

“I saw Father Christmas walking towards me and beamed him a great big smile. I may not be a child anymore but I still get excited when I see Santa. I never expected to see quite so much of him.

“As he got closer I noticed he was fiddling with his suit. Finally he revealed his Christmas baubles to me and shouted ‘Secret Santa!'” Sexton told the court.

Magistrate Gillian Wright noted that this was Davies first criminal offence in his lifetime.

“I’m not sure what came over you Mr Davies but this was not in the spirit of Christmas,” Judge Wright said before sentencing Davies to 200 hours community service.

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“I have come to the decision to resign as president of the republic with immediate effect.”

For the next 25 minutes Zuma rambled seriously. The words South Africa was waiting to hear, sandwiched between rhetoric. Proudly served the nation. White monopoly. Thanks to all.

“I have come to the decision to resign as president of the republic with immediate effect.” There they were. Delivered as calm as a Hindu cow. Zuma didn’t look up. Buried in the pages of his speech.

Before the official resignation, as the walls closed in on the former President, the entire nation could see the writing. All bar one, the man in the highest office. Standing atop his ivory tower, he defied logic, clawing to power. The mood smelt familiar, Zimbabwean.

There was a televised statement to the nation on State Television. “Hell no, I won’t go!” But in the end, like Mugabe, he had to.

“I fear no motion of no confidence or impeachment,” those words belied Jacob Zuma’s intentions.

The former president couldn’t help himself. I’ll tell you exactly why I resigned. I’ll tell you that’s it’s got nothing to do with post-office perks, or being ousted in a humiliating vote of no-confidence. And like that, the nation heard exactly the reasons why he resigned. In his own words, bound by lies.

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Mudge allegedly sent an image of his genitals decorated with mistletoe and holly

The first incident is said to have taken place on Saturday, December 24 at 23:34 last year. Mudge allegedly sent an image of his genitals decorated with mistletoe and holly to an unnamed girl, age 14.

The second took place on December 25 at 03:04 last year. Mudge sent several text messages via Whatsapp, a social messaging application to a second girl, age 16. It was also alleged that Mudge posted explicit messages to the public Facebook page of the girl. The messages were later deleted.

The case was adjourned until Monday, March 12, but Judge Peter Weir told Mudge: “These are very serious offences, especially given the that the victims are siblings and both are minors.

“I cannot say what the outcome will be but all options will be considered, including custody.”

Mudge’s barrister, Simon Reeves-Williams, requested an adjournment to prepare a psychological report on his client.

“My client has been diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) and operates at a mental age well below 18,” said Mr Reeves-Williams. “For the court to make a fair judgement his background and psychological mindset at the time of the incident must be made clear.”

Mudge was granted bail on condition that he makes no contact with anyone under the age of 16, without the supervision of their guardians, and has no social-media interaction with anyone under 18.

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Temple, a session musician who played with Les McQeen in Creme Brulee during the 1980’s, spoke to KHN outlining the plan.

“Rules include no heavy metal, no freedom songs and strictly no “Work” by Rihanna”

“The problem is not busking but quality of busker’s. We are looking for more refined Muso’s. Fewer dreadful two-bob Marley impersonators and more Coltrane if you please,” said Stan Temple, music teacher at Knobble Hill Grammar School.

The five point-plan is as follows

1. Temporarily ban all busking.

2. Would-be entertainers must apply to the town council for busking licenses.

3. Licenses issued free of charge however all buskers must go through an audition before receiving a license.

4. Strict rules must be followed to retain license

Rules: No Christmas Carol’s outside of December. No freedom songs (read Bob Marley); No heavy metal; Adhere to the designated no-busking zones; Strictly no “Work” by Rihanna.

5. Residents may report any breach to the council.

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Henley told patrons that she was having conversations with all of their deceased relatives. She then sat down and offered to do individual psychic readings but became increasingly agitated as they claimed not to know any of the people she was communicating with.

Henley is facing charges of criminal damage after breaking several crystal ornaments in the outlet that she claimed were interfering with her psychic abilities.

Henley attended drug rehabilitation previously, in 2012 following an incident three days before she was due to attend Glastonbury Music Festival.

A source close to the KHN reported that Henley had consumed a large number of hallucinogens that she had purchased for the outdoor festival on behalf of herself and three other friends. The group had insisted that she check into rehab after they found all of the drugs were missing.

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I have travelled the High Street daily, watching the traffic increase year upon year, especially in the summer. My commutes have been incident free so far but for how long?

“I witnessed some argy-bargy one Sunday after church.”

I enter and cruise around the circle, before indicating to exit left only to find a vehicle on my right. Presumably the offenders think it’s a dual carriageway! The guilty parties are never locals so I forgive there naivety. But I cannot excuse blatant rudeness and it tests my patience when they pull in behind me and tailgate before thundering off past.

I witnessed some “argy-bargy” one Sunday after church. Presumably the two cars hit one another because of the confusion. They appeared to be out-of-towners as I did not recognize either from Church. It was a sorry sight indeed. Two cars bent out of shape. Occupants shaken. Island garden brickwork damaged. Concerned onlookers, including children.

I predict worse to come when holiday makers arrive who don’t know the roads.

Mrs R Witherspoon,

Cherry Lane, Knobble Hill

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Most of the women had lived long happy, monogamous, STD-free marriages before their husbands passed away. Enter Harold Atwood, a semi-retired electrician and general handyman.

Women have a longer life expectancy than men that often leaves an uneven ratio of males to females among senior citizen. With five woman to every man, Golden Oaks Retirement Village, is no exception.

“Men generally do home maintenance like change the light-bulbs and tighten the taps. I know that sounds sexist in this day and age but we’re from different era. There are a lot of widows in the village that need my help around the house,” Atwood told KHN from his one-bedroom home.

Atwood is a very popular person among the villagers, he plays a vital role in the community where most rely on a small pension. “Just to call an electrician or plumber to come out costs 50 quid before he’s even done anything,” complained Berryl Johnson, a local resident. “Harry never charges a call-out fee and if it’s a small job he won’t even take a penny. Lovely man.” Johnson said.

to maintain there properties, I certainly don’t have sex with all of them, only those who are willing and able

“I started to become friendly with some of the women. We would have a cup of tea and chat about our previous partners. Then one of the ladies gave me Viagra and suggested I take it before my next visit,” claimed Atwood.

“I realized that many of the women had needs that hadn’t been satisfied in years. I was completely honest with all of them about having intercourse with multiple partners and they were all very understanding. With so few men kicking about, most of the the ladies were very grateful for the service I was providing.”

“I was a married virgin, and faithful to my wife for 41 years. When she passed away she said she wanted me to keep on living.”

The village physician, Dr Maddie Stewart began diagnosing a string of new Herpes cases among the women. On questioning it became obvious to her that Atwood was the common connection.

When asked about his own health Atwood responded: “I do have Herpes and Dr Brown has advised me to abstain. But I also have a pacemaker, high blood pressure and mild arthritis. I don’t know how long I’m going to be on this planet and I plan on living it. The women all know now what the deal is and most of them have it now. So the ones that want to carry on, I’m happy to oblige.”

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