Round about time for an accident

Why is overtaking in our town centre traffic circle encouraged when all roads leading off are single carriageway? It's enough to drive a lady dilly. I have travelled the High Street daily, watching the traffic…

Octogenarian Bachelor Blamed for Herpes Epidemic

Oaktree Retirement Village, located five kilometers west of Knobble Hill town square, sits on the old Copeland farm.  Its quiet streets lined with immaculate gardens guarded by cheerful ceramic gnomes.  It’s in this peaceful setting…

Flashing Santa gets community service

It was the night before Christmas, Sunday, December 24 around 7pm. Peter Davies, 74 had just finished his shift as a supermarket Santa. It had been a busy evening. Davies was not done yet. Davies…

Pastor Davies weighs in on revamped Sex Education…

Education Secretary Justine Greening recently launched a campaign to modernize Britain's sex education. The curriculum has been stagnant for the past 17 years and the public have been asked to suggest changes. Pastor Davies submits…

A liar to the very end

It started with a joke. "Why do you look serious? You can't even say good evening. Huh? What's happening? You are tired? We are working!" The audience laughed. Not as much as Zuma. That infuriating…

Whose wife is Brett Hatton-Jones F***ing?

St Agnes’s girls returning to school after their Michaelmas holiday were stunned and perplexed to be greeted with a welcome-back banner no one could have seen coming.  And had it not been for a fortuitous…