Preview If you love introspective, slice-of-life dramas. This film’s for you. Columbus is about feeling stuck, meeting someone who shakes up your world, and seeing beauty in places you might have overlooked. Plot The film follows…
Round about time for an accident
Why is overtaking in our town centre traffic circle encouraged when all roads leading off are single carriageway? It's enough to drive a lady dilly. I have travelled the High Street daily, watching the traffic…
Octogenarian Bachelor Blamed for Herpes Epidemic
Oaktree Retirement Village, located five kilometers west of Knobble Hill town square, sits on the old Copeland farm. Its quiet streets lined with immaculate gardens guarded by cheerful ceramic gnomes. It’s in this peaceful setting…
The Franklyn Boy has Measles, get your kids…
Knobble Hill news received an urgent call from town doctor Wren Stewart, on Monday the 3rd of March, 2025. Dr Stewart wished to inform the community that one of it's members had contracted measles. The…
Flashing Santa gets community service
It was the night before Christmas, Sunday, December 24 around 7pm. Peter Davies, 74 had just finished his shift as a supermarket Santa. It had been a busy evening. Davies was not done yet. Davies…
Teenager warned he could face prison after “Festive”…
Mathew Mudge, 19, of Barkley Street appeared in Morley Crown Court on two charges relating to sexual misconduct against girls aged 14 and 16. Mudge allegedly sent an image of his genitals decorated with mistletoe…
Pastor Davies weighs in on revamped Sex Education…
Education Secretary Justine Greening recently launched a campaign to modernize Britain's sex education. The curriculum has been stagnant for the past 17 years and the public have been asked to suggest changes. Pastor Davies submits…
A liar to the very end
It started with a joke. "Why do you look serious? You can't even say good evening. Huh? What's happening? You are tired? We are working!" The audience laughed. Not as much as Zuma. That infuriating…
Whose wife is Brett Hatton-Jones F***ing?
St Agnes’s girls returning to school after their Michaelmas holiday were stunned and perplexed to be greeted with a welcome-back banner no one could have seen coming. And had it not been for a fortuitous…