Man Beheads Himself in Suspected Suicide

A local man, devastated by a recent divorce, took his own life in an extraordinary act of self-decapitation, using a modified instant industrial lawn-cutting machine in his garage. The man, whose identity is being withheld…

Octogenarian Bachelor Blamed for Herpes Epidemic

Oaktree Retirement Village, located five kilometers west of Knobble Hill town square, sits on the old Copeland farm.  Its quiet streets lined with immaculate gardens guarded by cheerful ceramic gnomes.  It’s in this peaceful setting…

Flashing Santa gets community service

It was the night before Christmas, Sunday, December 24 around 7pm. Peter Davies, 74 had just finished his shift as a supermarket Santa. It had been a busy evening. Davies was not done yet. Davies…